Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Crazy in the Headline

I work in a newsagent and see some stupid things. Here are this weeks most stupid headlines from women's magazine covers.

"Bulldog Bridesmaid" (NW)

"How To Eat Like A Hot Chick" (Cleo)

"I Created Britney's MySpace" (Dolly)

and my personal favourite

"A Crazed Roo Tried To Drown Me" (Take 5)


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What is with the whole eating thing and teen aged girls anyway? Can someone please explain it to me? It's just weird, especially from my perspective, so weird that it needs me to stop my assignments to complain about it, not that I wouldn't take any excuse to do that anyway... which is worrying, as this particular specimen has 800 words or so unwritten and needs handing in tomorrow.

Re: the Roo, the others are not even vaguely interesting, but that's an article that I would want to read, just to see what the hell it was about, and it's the kind of sentence I would write, so it qualifies for me as at least the most worthwhile of the unutterably stupid. Everything after the headline was probably a massive disappointment I expect.